Can the time also figure out to come?"Then return to and dance with this person, just thinking ask him wear this time of is what color of pants, listens to the this person yelling 1:"Not to, I do the just- bought new shoe up and how can split a so long son?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1976 to touch
A rightness of loverses nestle in the park, seeing of male female of of the hair is thus meek, then cannot helped but stealing to touch for a while, coily saying of the female:"Alas, dislike!"
The male listenned to itching to doly touch for a while, again saying of the female"H'm, don't !"Male of a happy, again touched for a while.
Suddenly that female's uprising, coarse of say:"Not be touching!My false hairs almost dropped!!!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1977 Jue son to perspire
One blind is old to too depend on each other for life with daughter, one male of daughter and village falls in love.On the first, the male night go into in home, with the female taste to forbid a fruit.
The way that is old to smell female pant too much, grope for into a bed time:"Whether disease?"
The Yue of the female:"Is no hindrance."
Is old too:"The easily excited goes to this and definitely caught a cold!"Hence cover with quilt for female, by a happy chance grasp an old male two, surprised way:"What?"
The Yue of the female:"Wall last Jue son."
Is old too Yue:"Why wet?"
Female favour Yue:"The sky is hot, the Jue son perspired."
What a spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1978 and nun is similar
There is one monk of high renown in certain place, sainted while was living, square the circle was several 100 inside the follower of the ground often come toward doing obeisance him.This master at time of death refuse to close eyes in death.Nearby of Gao Tu Wen:"Master, you still have what don't finish of wish?"
The master the hard way opens eyes, the heart unwillingly said:"I lived a lifetime and hadn't seen chemisette**BE what kind, true regret which!"
Gao Tu wishes, the master is about to leave this world right away, and this end of his wishes should satisfy him.Hence, he runs to several brothels of ten inside outsides in the ground to seek to come to a prostitute and lets the prostitute strip naked to see a body for master.The master difficultly opens eyes to took a look a prostitute of that suddenly realize says after playing skill son:", Is similar to nun!"The master satisfied ground to leave.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1979 war preparedness leg
The troops contains some 34-year-old my daughter's soldiers and for example is like to makes literature and make to correspond by letter 1 type.Another time, a my daughter's soldier sees male belly horse underneath the pendency come to an old long thing, curiously ask chief:"Chief, chief, male belly horse's underneath is long long of is that what things?"Chief answers her not and very simple and directly, turned curved say to her:"That is a war preparedness leg!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1980, this vagina and put not to go in
Some gentleman's finishing in a rice in the hotel is led by the young lady upstairs song the hall sing, to the back of the upstairs, the young lady takes out key to open the door dark lock, but the along while puts not to go in, she once the powder Yan change and in anger say:"This vagina(lock) puts not to go in."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1981 ophthalmology
A farm woman sees gynecology at the hospital, she draws according to the brand of the portrait designation looked for gynecology and lay after going in at bed up, take off pants, open legs to peep out**wait for a check, the ophthalmology doctor frighteneds to disgrace of say:"We are an ophthalmology, not a gynecology."
The farm woman flaps to have Ci's saying:"What to draw is a B on the brand of your outside."
The doctor gets to door outside on seeing,beats by dre studio hd, originally was drawing an a head of of brand of eye to drop down, the brand stood up.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1982 to say quickly
After sky is black, the couple sees the good elephant of the son on the bed is asleep, hence the living of no time for waiting moves and greatly move of wood box bang bang of chemisette head the top of head for bumping make to ring, woman just at interest head on completely don't feel, the man is greatly moving and doing not live of ask a woman:"Is not very good, not very good."
Woman attends to happy don't answer, the son on the bed heard the mother's head bang bang ring, unbearable of say:"Mama ah, you say quickly it's all right."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the story that chapter 1983 sells at a discount
A big style of old man holds little wife of beautiful looks to buy a car and sell the car the owner is a , hence come to eye with little wife eyebrow.The old man sees in the eye, dark Nu in heart, call a small Yue:"Do not see you young, I at I young wife body up ability of matter, you uncertain ability is it.Don't believe one wager, if you Be lost to me, give away foolishly my car 1;If you win me, the little wife returns you."The little owner is secretly pleased, readily promise.The old man hugs little wife first in the bosom to mercilessly become intimate with some kind of, the little owner shines on to do.And then old man and then touch a lane some kind of on little wife, the little owner is pleased not from win, as well shine on to do a mistake not, the heart bottom wonders:Unexpectedly have this etc. beautiful matter, the this time wins settle Yi.See old man again, stretch hand a pulled little wife skirt, pants, the momentary spring scenes exerted a dew, the old man as well faded pants and peeped out that to live and folded but replied to return in the little wife humble house.The old man turns head a rightness of little owners Yues:"You can?"Fade once little owner's pants see, but see that live only an eyes circle Zheng, keep to pretty stand, very hard, treats to break a door but go into, attack directly Huang Long, where can also sell at a discount?
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1984 temperament middleman
A rightness of lovers fall in love already and over for a year and start a stage to pretty much act with dignity because of the bride's side beginning, male the square is always very well-behaved.
Is long, the woman is itching to do difficult to endure.For saying male:"The person says'metaphysics Yue feeling, form but the bottom Yue', two of us call up the person of pure feeling,The Hey Hey Hey Hey."
The man painfully says:"I am the temperament middleman of a ground of tunnel way to shout."
The female hurriedly says:"Is a foolish so long two of us more and more elephant."
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 1985 I is an one-storied house
A day husband goes to work stem, the wife then sought her lover.In the evening they just at dry of Hou, didn't expect, the husband came back, her lover hides bathroom at this time.
Once the husband come back and then urinate, on opening the door of bathroom, then saw a that guy , the totally mude station of this man is over there, the husband then asks:"Who are you ?"
That man says:"I am upstairs of, because of fight, being arrived to this with wife."
Because the husband drank a lot of wine and had been already then believed.The husband says:"That good, you leave."
That person then and hurriedly ran.The husband went to bed to go to bed, but waited until to become sober at the midnight and then asked a wife:"Who is that person ?"
The wife says:"Is not that person upstairs?"
The husband says:"Can the I is an one-storied house."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1986 to brush hair
In the village of country, there is a little girl, because the financial situation is needy, she is 11 years old to is hair to brush factory to go to work.
When she just began to work for about two weeks after, suddenly discovered own private parts, grew the down in a black.
She feels very frightened and wish just arrive the hair brush a factory work and incredibly grow to brush hair for two weeks, again next go to still have to.Hence the second day resigns to the owner.
The owner feels very strange and asks a way:"You work so hard, everyone also all really likes you, I to of the wages is also many, why want a resignation?"
Little girl 15110 of tell the owner the reason.
The owner listenned to and roared with laughter to say:"BE so, nothing important!Everybody grows up all will so, you see me also have!"Finish saying, strip off the pants to the girl to see on the spot.
The little girl frightens Duo door but escape, her side runs a side to think:"I just come to work for two weeks and brush hair for the long.Want again descend of words, definitely be also like an owner similar of even brush handles to all grow out, that is much difficult to see!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1987 father and nun
The father and nun rides of the camel be stranded in the desert.
Nun:"Father, did the God want to give us up?"
Father:"Sister can not be rude, this is the good news that we soon see a God."
Nun:"Is alas, father, don't deceive
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